Parents love to tell stories about the funny things their children say. And so I have to do the same to you today. It's just too good to pass up.
I was rolling on the floor with laughter, although I don't think Tom was quite so amused. Men seem to get touchy when we talk too much about their nipples or "breast" area. It's a good thing we women are laid back enough to take the constant objectification of our breasts (and let me just reiterate that Tom DOESN'T have man boobs - in fact, he looks EXACTLY like the guy pictured above...I swear!)